Dragon Invasion!
In America I always know it’s  spring by the lovely little lambs and calfs frolicking in the pastures.  Here in Thailand it’s the birth of the lovely little LIZARDS! Living in  the jungle you come to expect all kinds of creepy crawly things. I love  creepy crawly… at a distance.  
This week we have had a  bit of an invasion by these lovely little dragons. It seems that my  fairy garden is being dominated by this guy:
Meet  Firedrake. In Thai he is called “king kah hua daeng” which means  red-head lizard (creative huh?) He actually has a blue or green  headsometimes. 
He is the guardian of our newly formed  fairy garden, in our beautiful new front yard. I suppose we should have  asked his permission before renting out his hollow tree stump to the  Fairies, because he’s a bit angry with me right now. As I sit out on the  patio writing everyday he gets closer and closer and I thought we were  going to be fast friends, but his mood has changed and he has started  making this weird croaking noise at me.  Yesterday we discovered why,  when his wife Saphira and little son, Zhou Long (Little Dragon) appeared  with him..  Now they all spend the day giving me their little beady  dragon stares as if to say “Get your dumb magic tree and picnic set off  our front lawn!” 
Sorry guys I know what it’s like to  have your home invaded for sure, because not only are the Firedrake  family on the front lawn, and about 40 little ginkgos (geckos) in the  house, but this horrible beast has moved INTO THE HOUSE!
I  know your thinking “cute little Gecko.’  Cute Gecko my ass!  Let me  explain that this thing is called a Tokay (which I think is Thai for  “big-ass lizard) and is about 20 inches nose to tail, and it hisses, and  it poops the size of a cat!  And if having that ugly thing lookin at  you ain’t enough, it’s got 3 babies! 
Every morning now  I’m cleaning big cat size poops off my floor, and this morning it was  on my YOGA MAT!  That’s the last straw of course. Giecko Gecko and her  family gotta go. I called some friends and they are going to come lasso  her tomorrow (which should lead to some pretty good photos!) And yes,  Thai’s do eat these things, but for the most part they believe that they  posses spirits of people and are good luck. So it’s kinda bad juju if  you eat one! So no, my friends are not going to eat them! Hopefully.
Spring just isn’t the same in the Jungle!

 
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